zeldathemes
fuck 'em.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less


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*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

ampersand-et:


"la bouche tatoo d’iselin steiro."

"figures" by david sims for vogue paris november 2013.

ampersand-et:

"la bouche tatoo d’iselin steiro."

"figures" by david sims for vogue paris november 2013.

its-arrested-development:

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

endiot:

person: “what do you want to be when you grow up”

me:

image

vvni:

Thomas Saliot

narcotic:

officialpuppy:

daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

the-goddamazon:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.

poppinjalex:

date a girl who dyes her hair. date a girl who makes dick jokes. date a girl who looks sexy in glasses. date a girl who looks attractive even when her tongue is sticking out. date a princess. date jack barakat.

A Bronx Tale

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

or do fun things like pay off mine

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
pretty sure that’s extremely unsafe you should probably spit that out

pretty sure that’s extremely unsafe you should probably spit that out