"la bouche tatoo d’iselin steiro."
"figures" by david sims for vogue paris november 2013.
Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.
person: “what do you want to be when you grow up”
daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.
date a girl who dyes her hair. date a girl who makes dick jokes. date a girl who looks sexy in glasses. date a girl who looks attractive even when her tongue is sticking out. date a princess. date jack barakat.
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
or do fun things like pay off mine
pretty sure that’s extremely unsafe you should probably spit that out